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[21 Jun 07 10:59:19 PM]gonzoid joined the room.
[21 Jun 07 11:05:52 PM]gonzoid says to All: Theres no one here Paul
[21 Jun 07 11:06:15 PM]gonzoid says to All: ERM LETS TALK AMONG OURSELVES THEN
[21 Jun 07 11:06:41 PM]gonzoid says to All: erm okay, theres no one here Paul
[21 Jun 07 11:07:22 PM]gonzoid says to All: ILL DARN SOMESOCKS WHILE YOU FEED THE PIG
[21 Jun 07 11:07:37 PM]gonzoid says to All: oh crap yes jemima must have her yoghurt
[21 Jun 07 11:07:57 PM]gonzoid says to All: YES SHES GONE
[21 Jun 07 11:08:39 PM]gonzoid says to All: gone where?
[21 Jun 07 11:09:12 PM]gonzoid says to All: WHOS GONE IVE LOST TRACK? WHOSE ACTUAL LEE GONE
[21 Jun 07 11:09:31 PM]gonzoid says to All: you were 27 seconds
[21 Jun 07 11:09:50 PM]gonzoid says to All: I THOUGHT I WAS A MAN
[21 Jun 07 11:10:01 PM]gonzoid says to All: you were wrong
[21 Jun 07 11:10:27 PM]gonzoid says to All: IRIS PHONED THIS MORNING
[21 Jun 07 11:10:32 PM]gonzoid says to All: phoned what
[21 Jun 07 11:11:11 PM]gonzoid says to All: ERRRRR JUST HER
[21 Jun 07 11:11:35 PM]gonzoid says to All: did you say hair because i know a funny story about that
[21 Jun 07 11:12:33 PM]gonzoid says to All: NO I SAID SPARE CHAIR AS IN DAN DARES SPARE CHAIRS WHICH IS A GOOD NAME FOR YOUR BACKING SINGERS IF YOUVE GOT SOME
[21 Jun 07 11:12:39 PM]gonzoid says to All: i havent
[21 Jun 07 11:12:45 PM]gonzoid says to All: OH
[21 Jun 07 11:13:31 PM]gonzoid says to All: sound of tumbleweeds in the foreground
[21 Jun 07 11:13:53 PM]gonzoid says to All: sound of a slight breeze
[21 Jun 07 11:14:12 PM]gonzoid says to All: and a distant church bell
[21 Jun 07 11:14:43 PM]gonzoid says to All: small birds quietly tweet in the hedgerows
[21 Jun 07 11:15:45 PM]gonzoid says to All: whistle whistle
[21 Jun 07 11:16:22 PM]gonzoid says to All: TUM TE TUM TE TUM
[21 Jun 07 11:17:07 PM]gonzoid says to All: lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalal
[21 Jun 07 11:18:27 PM]gonzoid says to All: shal we have some tea
[21 Jun 07 11:19:15 PM]gonzoid says to All: HOW LONG ARE WE SUPPOSED TO STAY HERE IF NO ONE TUNS UP ?
[21 Jun 07 11:19:54 PM]gonzoid says to All: for ever until some unsuspecting visitor happens upon us and breaks the spell
[21 Jun 07 11:21:29 PM]gonzoid says to All: BETTER HOPE SOMEONE COMES SOON I NEED TO WEED THE GOAT
[21 Jun 07 11:21:42 PM]gonzoid says to All: is it that time allready
[21 Jun 07 11:21:56 PM]gonzoid says to All: ITS ALWAYS GOAT WEEDING TIME
[21 Jun 07 11:24:06 PM]gonzoid says to All: yes it is
[21 Jun 07 11:25:01 PM]gonzoid says to All: lets fetch grandma and see if she will 'ehe' or something of that nature
[21 Jun 07 11:25:13 PM]gonzoid says to All: WHATS 'EHE'
[21 Jun 07 11:25:20 PM]gonzoid says to All: ask grandma
[21 Jun 07 11:25:44 PM]gonzoid says to All: TALKING OF GRANDMA ISNT SHE DUE TO BE BASTED
[21 Jun 07 11:25:58 PM]gonzoid says to All: Im not sure
[21 Jun 07 11:26:06 PM]gonzoid says to All: is it christmas yet
[21 Jun 07 11:26:10 PM]gonzoid says to All: ?
[21 Jun 07 11:26:17 PM]gonzoid says to All: MM
[21 Jun 07 11:26:27 PM]gonzoid says to All: flippin heck
[21 Jun 07 11:26:48 PM]gonzoid says to All: you want to see some pictures from before?
[21 Jun 07 11:27:02 PM]gonzoid says to All: Before watt
[21 Jun 07 11:27:21 PM]gonzoid says to All: as in the man who invented light
[21 Jun 07 11:27:30 PM]gonzoid says to All: NO
[21 Jun 07 11:28:59 PM]gonzoid says to All: do you remember we recordedthat thing last week
[21 Jun 07 11:30:05 PM]grandma joined the room.
[21 Jun 07 11:30:35 PM]grandma says to All: KEEP THE NOISE DOWN YOU TWO
[21 Jun 07 11:30:53 PM]gonzoid says to All: theres only one of us
[21 Jun 07 11:31:37 PM]grandma says to All: OH
[21 Jun 07 11:31:52 PM]grandma says to All: shut up then
[21 Jun 07 11:32:16 PM]gonzoid says to All: come on granny its time you were basted
[21 Jun 07 11:32:28 PM]grandma says to All: I LIVE DAVID ESSEX
[21 Jun 07 11:33:00 PM]gonzoid says to All: well yuou can like him as much on a spit as on your feet
[21 Jun 07 11:33:03 PM]gonzoid says to All: love
[21 Jun 07 11:34:05 PM]grandma says to All: I lie kd avid es sex
[21 Jun 07 11:34:23 PM]gonzoid says to All: GO AWAY YOU HIDEOUS OLD CRONE
[21 Jun 07 11:34:48 PM]grandma says to All: ok buy now my pretties buy and fly
[21 Jun 07 11:35:43 PM]gonzoid says to All: GIVE ME SOME CASH THOU VULGAR AND WRETCHED AND MOST HIDEOUSLY DIS FIGURED HAG
[21 Jun 07 11:35:55 PM]grandma says to All: no
[21 Jun 07 11:36:17 PM]grandma says to All: Im off for my basting
[21 Jun 07 11:36:46 PM]gonzoid says to All: holy pallooka shes a strange fish
[21 Jun 07 11:36:52 PM]grandma left the room.
[21 Jun 07 11:37:06 PM]gonzoid says to All: strange indeed
[22 Jun 07 12:01:05 AM]gonzoid says to All: were off now, paul needs to be a cow, so thanks for everything its been wonderful getting to know you, thanks for your support
[22 Jun 07 12:01:23 AM]gonzoid says to All: we really must do this agin sometime
[22 Jun 07 12:01:51 AM]gonzoid says to All: its been awesome